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Pick A New Name For Freedom House

In the latest update on the continuing saga of Freedom House, the slumshack in Kalispell, Montana that is running under the guise of a rehab facility; the powers in charge have decided to take the name away. It also appears that the last group of felons in charge of the place are no longer involved in the day-to-day operations. This shouldn’t come as too much of shock, as it is difficult to run a hell hole like this from jail, which is where former board President, Randall Marr, has been rotting for the past couple of months.

I’ve no doubt that the landlords and Bill Hawk, the current resident in charge, are trolling the rooms of the local AA chapters to find suitable replacements. The last board, which consisted of a hooker, a thief and a pedophile – is a going to be a tough act to follow.

The first thing the new board will have to do is pick a new name this cuckoo’s nest. I thought that we might be able to help them out with a few suggestions of our own. Any thoughts?

Randall Marriffic!

In an update on our story about Freedom House in Kalispell, Montana; it seems that on again, off again president, Randall Marr, is back in the pokey – once again for parole violation.

Now, this serenity fun-bunch is, in an effort to put some lipstick on this pig, has taken down their website, and is considering a name change. Of course, the same felons people are still running the show, and the residents are still in the house.

Any suggestions on a new name?

Meet jay Spreeuw: Freedom House (now exiled) Vice President

“Really, you just can’t make this kind of stuff up.
Nice neighbors for the kiddies at the practically adjacent school.”


I’m starting to think you folks are setting me up for the next post!

We’ll continue with part four of our saga by introducing everyone to the face that once occupied the now blank space above the words “vice president” on the Freedom House website (I went ahead and froze the page, in case these jackasses decided to delete it in a fit of rigorous honesty). Meet Jay Spreeuw, the one-time vice president on the Freedom House board. Jay enjoys the outdoors, the music of Green Day, and asking kids if they’ve seen his lost dog. Spreeuw, which is German for “sicko”, is top dog of this pile of losers – and of the mugshots we’ve seen thus far, his is the happiest, probably because he isn’t in the joint being subjected to inmate justice, which is what I understand is done to child molesters. Yes, even a prison population is more picky than AA about who they will accept into their community. At AA, and in a place like Freedom House, these assholes are put in positions of authority. The only reason this slimeball resigned, was because this thing went public, and he was forced to leave.

I bet you folks think I’m done, and it can’t get any more batshit crazy than this. Think again. All we’ve seen so far are the officers of this cuckoo’s nest. Next, we’ll take a gander at management. Stay tuned.

Meet Annette Marr: Freedom House Treasurer

“What could ever go wrong with this plan?”

Is that a rhetorical question, DeConstructor? Are you egging us on? OK, here goes….

Let me introduce everyone to the third part of the Freedom House management team: Annette Marr. The former Annette Perrone, is inmate # 2132149. Among her dastardly deeds is vehicular assault. It seems El Presidente Randall 13th stepped her in AA, and the two got hitched. Apparently, the couple was not content just screwing each other, and decided to take their act into a family business, where they can screw others, as well. I must admit that her mugshot is less scary than the Randall’s and Francine’s, but she still looks like she just lost her last dollar in a game of blackjack.

I know what you’re saying – it can’t get any more ridiculous. Right? Wrong. Stay tuned.

Meet Francine Stone: Freedom House Secretary

I know, I know…you can’t get enough of our ongoing series on Freedom House in Kalispell, Montana – and since we are here to placate our target audience of serenityless resentillians, we figured, “what the hell, let’s meet the Freedom House board of directors!”

Today, we’re profiling Francine Stone, aka inmate #3003107. She bears a striking resemblance to Weird Al Yankovic after three-day drunk, with the only discernible difference being the tattoo of a pit bull that Francine has on her left shoulder. Her hobbies include meditating, serenity searching, and obstructing justice. Currently a resident of Montana, Francine has also lived in California, where she was also in trouble with the law. Hey, let’s play a game! Whatcha think she was busted for in Oakland? I’ll send out a complimentary amends letter for anyone guesses correctly.

In another development, Randall Marr was sprung from the big house last night. I hope he doesn’t celebrate by tying one on. I hear he’s an angry drunk.

Meet Randall Marr

Meet Randall Marr. He is the board president of “Freedom House”, a sober living home we posted about here yesterday. DeConstructor found that Randall has his very own web page, so I decided we would highlight it here. It makes me wonder what the rest of the board consists of, if this is the guy they elected to run the show.