Guess The Troll

One of our AA trolls made the following two quotes, each one on a separate forum. It made me chuckle seeing both of these next to each other.

So…which troll?

“…Sponsoring was a very difficult process for me. Staying out of the way.
The only genuine unconditional prayer I could think of to say for others when I first began coming around was, “Gods Will Not Ours Be Done”. But then I would have to assume I knew Gods Will for everyone. I don’t.
Today, I don’t pray much for others, I try at times but then I can see this is between God and them. I just pray for his guidance for me. This seems to be enough to help me get back on the path.”

And:

“I don’t know if God does any of this because I am a Atheist.”

  • Swamibedpan

    Utter madness.

  • SoberPJ

    It’s perfectly rational for a true atheist to pray for, and wonder about, gawd’s will for them and other people. …. oh,.. wait.

  • KellyRyan

    Running in circles in their own minds.

  • AnnaZed

    I would knee-jerk and just say that’s JD! because we all know how he likes to play the angles, but then there is Mr. AA. I dunno, I don’t like this game.

  • Leonid Brezhnev?

  • MA

    Show me a troll who DOESN’T look like Brezhnev, and then I’ll be impressed.

  • Can you give us a few more hints? Like has he ever been to an AA meeting where they use the lords prayer or sign court cards? Or is that something that doesn’t happen in his group?

  • naughtystep

    Ignorance is bliss apparently…….like a wheel within a wheel……It would have surprised me a few months ago, but not now……..maybe he doesn’t know whether alcohol used to make him drunk off his soppy b@llocks because he now no longer believes in drinking.Yes that must be it it wasn’t the alcohol it was Gawd punishing him for being an atheist, and now he has finally accepted he is an alcoholic atheist Gawd must have forgiven him which is why he can stay sober now. He must be very grateful to be an alcoholic atheist and must thank Gawd everyday and pray that his sobriety continues, since it is obviously Gawds will…….or pigswill whichever way you look at it….

  • Mona Lisa

    How does this person (I vote JD) manage to get through the day without his/her head exploding?

  • I still need more hints………. does he have multiple personalities? Is one of them female?

  • naughtystep

    @Mona Lisa
    How does this person get through the day with his/her head up their ass?……….maybe he/she is looking for the light…..but I doubt they would recognise it if they saw it…….

  • Abe Vigoda!

  • disclosure

    I’ll just share my own experience…
    When my second sponsee died I began to think something was wrong.
    Disclosure,
    Recovering from AA membership.

  • naughtystep

    Will Billson?…..Back from the grave and a little bit more mixed up than before…..

  • Sally

    Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling. From glen to glen, and down the mountain side

  • Sally

  • Lucy

    I think it’s JD too, but my most fervent hope is that it’s Mr. Sugart*ts himself, Mel Gibson.

  • I don’t think it is JD, his posts didn’t mention his friend, the one of 300 fighter pilots that made it through the Yom Kipper war that converted to Christianity where the the death penalty is imposed if you do it and became an airline pilot flying all over the world going on benders because Alcohol is forbidden in the Muslim country he resided in. If that is even .0001% true, I think I’d ask him to buy me a lottery ticket.

    Back to the troll in question, has he ever had a book written about him? Does he keep doing a Step 9,”Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others” so he can gain peoples trust and find information about them, and then break that trust in online message boards and reveal it?

  • Sally

    It’s Danny, he changes his mind more suddenly.Danny seems more confused than ever. I actually think JD is smarter than to conflict what he says in a short period of time. JD is just more conniving.

  • causeandeffect

    OH LOOK! LOOK! ITS A HUMAN CHASING ITS TAIL!!!

  • It could be Danny. These AA troll sightings are starting to get pretty common place lately and they are starting to join forces. We have some pretty stringent guidelines with our trolls. Unfortunately we may be honing their skill on AA Deception and Tactics (AADAT) which should not be confused with AADAT gene and protein research in Alcoholics trying to unlock the mystery of the “Real” Alcoholic.

  • bill uu

    Could it be the tuna? 🙂

  • SoberPJ

    This is hard, but I think it is Mr AA.

  • Two words: Ed Asner.

    You know what drives me nuts about this? It’s not the lying, but the manipulative smarm of that “God’s will be done” quote. Obviously “Ed” is just doing his best imitation of an introspective, caring, sane human being and just can’t get it right. He’s pretending to have thought something through and evolved in his thinking in some way. But since he has no personal experience with that healthy human process, he gets it all wrong. It’s pure sociopathy. He has no idea that what he’s saying is garbage because it doesn’t make sense to him when other people do it. How does praying for God’s will mean that you know what God’s will is? When he said this, he was trying to ingratiate himself to some believers-in-God. And when he claimed to be an atheist, he was trying to gain some credibility while defending AA on a skeptics’ forum.

    I swear, it’s like he’s walking around in a skin suit.

    I probably shouldn’t have gone off on this, but it’s been sitting here giving me a twitch in my eye for a couple of days.

  • Rick

    That first post reminds me of when JD came on here giving everyone a blast of shit while at the same time bragging that he had just completed his morning eleventh step. Apparently, the knowledge of god’s will he received that day told him to immediately get online and stir up shit on ST.

  • It is getting hard to tell the AA Trolls apart. They are all trying to be cunning, baffling, powerful……. in their own mind. Of course AA sociopaths are cunning, baffling, powerful on their way to the top of the Bill Wilson and Alcoholics Anonymous business model.

    Does this troll claim to fly all over the world on 12 Step and recruiting missionary trips? Do they owe everything they have to the divine wisdom of an unemployable, adulterous, LSD dropping Bill Wilson? Do they humbly ask the Spirituality of Bill Wilson to remove all of their shortcomings?

  • Sally

    Who was this masked moron?

  • SoberPJ

    Right, so is there an answer? Enquiring minds ..

  • I think he goes by the name Quagmire at times……….. he has multiple personalities……..

  • Sally

    And apparently multiple variations of beleif in God as well.

  • Well…. you know what they say….. you can take what you want and……….

  • causeandeffect

    Did I miss something here? Was there a post that got deleted?