Meet Annette Marr: Freedom House Treasurer

“What could ever go wrong with this plan?”
- DeConstructor

Is that a rhetorical question, DeConstructor? Are you egging us on? OK, here goes….

Let me introduce everyone to the third part of the Freedom House management team: Annette Marr. The former Annette Perrone, is inmate # 2132149. Among her dastardly deeds is vehicular assault. It seems El Presidente Randall 13th stepped her in AA, and the two got hitched. Apparently, the couple was not content just screwing each other, and decided to take their act into a family business, where they can screw others, as well. I must admit that her mugshot is less scary than the Randall’s and Francine’s, but she still looks like she just lost her last dollar in a game of blackjack.

I know what you’re saying – it can’t get any more ridiculous. Right? Wrong. Stay tuned.

  • lucy

    So many aliases. So little time.

  • Commonsense

    While the Freedom House certainly has an impressive management team and board of directors, it is my opinion (of course, opinions are like assholes – everybody has one and they usually stink) that the Freedom House still can't compete with the stunning amenities of The Johnson Sober Living House under the seasoned leadership of Lance Glock.
    http://www.johnsonsoberlivinghouse.org/index_file
    The Johnson Sober Living House's inviting hot tub/spa with the rubber duckie sets it apart from the crowd and must provide great atmosphere for unforgettable quiet moments. Too bad there isn't a Zagat's Guide to Sober Living Homes to help the discerning consumer plan their long-term court-ordered incarcerations.

  • AnnaZed

    Really, you just can't make this kind of stuff up.

    Nice neighbors for the kiddies at the practically adjacent school.

  • true believer

    TATTOO BREAST, RIGHT

    HEART W/WINGS???

    It looks like a real good time to stay out of the system.

  • AnnaZed

    In case you wondered what Negligent Vehicular Assault is:

    Montana Code Annotated 2009

    45-5-205. Negligent vehicular assault — penalty. (1) A person who negligently operates a vehicle, other than a bicycle as defined in 61-8-102, while under the influence of alcohol, a dangerous drug, any other drug, or any combination of the three, as provided for in 61-8-401(1), and who causes bodily injury to another commits the offense of negligent vehicular assault.

    (2) Subject to subsection (3), a person convicted of the offense of negligent vehicular assault shall be fined an amount not to exceed $1,000 or incarcerated in a county jail for a term not to exceed 1 year, or both, and shall be ordered to pay restitution as provided in 46-18-241.

    (3) A person convicted of the offense of negligent vehicular assault who caused serious bodily injury to another shall be fined an amount not to exceed $10,000 or incarcerated for a term not to exceed 10 years, or both, and shall be ordered to pay restitution as provided in 46-18-241.

    (4) If a term of incarceration is imposed under subsection (2) or (3), the judge may suspend the term of incarceration upon the condition of payment of any fine imposed and of restitution. If the person does not pay the fine or restitution, the term of incarceration may be imposed.

    History: En. Sec. 1, Ch. 93, L. 1985; amd. Sec. 1, Ch. 196, L. 1987; amd. Sec. 14, Ch. 789, L. 1991; amd. Sec. 1, Ch. 317, L. 1997; amd. Sec. 1, Ch. 17, L. 2001; amd. Sec. 1, Ch. 563, L. 2001; amd. Sec. 40, Ch. 542, L. 2005.

    Basically, it means mowing some poor bastard down with your car while you are shit-faced but not actually killing them.

  • http://none violet

    "It looks like a real good time to stay out of the system."

    i live for this blog a little. a teense. the reason: one iners like this…

    please, ftg and ma, i need a stinkin thinkin tee shirt.

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  • Samantha

    Do you people have anything better to do than bagging on people? These people are trying to help others and you have write stuff like this? REAL cool.

  • DeConstructor

    Samantha-

    Those of us who post here are all well aware of what really goes on in the 12 step faith.

    These people are NOT trying to help others. They are opportunists..

  • Annie

    shame on you

  • AnnaZed

    Shame on who Annette?

  • http: The best

    Annette Perrone Marr Is a real true whore and one of the biggest sluts in this world she is not only that but she is also a murder.She should be in prison for what she has done. She has had 7 or 8 marriages and she will have more if she is not stopped.She is like a threat to man kind and she should be stopped or else she will destroy more.

  • http: The best

    Annette is worth less

  • http: The best

    Annette Perrone will have to deal with God very soon for what she has done and then she will burn in HELL forever.