Archive for 22 April 2009

How to get liquored up without drinking

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Mike Warner was a typical Texas good ‘ol boy. He and his wife, Tammy Jean, were well liked by their neighbors, went to church regularly, and were not know to cause any problems in the neighborhood. Nobody had even seen Mike take a drink, so it came as a bit of a surprise to learn that he was found on the floor of their garage with a .47 blood alcohol level, dead of alcohol poisoning. It was even a bigger surprise to learn that Tammy Jean had been implicated in his death:

HOUSTON (Reuters) – A Texas woman indicted last month for allegedly giving her husband a lethal sherry enema said he was an enema addict who did it to himself, a newspaper reported Thursday.

Tammy Jean Warner said late husband Michael Warner had an alcohol problem and enjoyed
giving himself wine or sherry enemas because his body would absorb the spirits more quickly that way.
“That’s the way he went out and I’m sure that’s the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas,” she told the Houston Chronicle.
Michael Warner, 58, died on May 21 and was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered too drunk to drive in Texas.
Mrs. Warner, 42, is accused of giving her husband a sherry enema even though she knew alcohol was bad for this health and faces a charge of criminally negligent homicide.
“There’s no way I could have gave my husband that enema, no way,” she said.
Police in Lake Jackson, Texas, 40 miles south of Houston, said there was evidence that Mr. Warner had received two large bottles of sherry.
“It all started back when he was a child,” Mrs. Warner explained. “His mother used to give him enemas all the time, and he started to depend on them.”
“He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap,” she said. “He had enema recipes.”
Mrs. Warner, a former bartender who got married to Warner in October 2002, is also charged with destroying his will, but she denied the charge, the Chronicle said.
Currently free on $30,000 bail, she is scheduled to go to trial in July. If convicted, she faces up to two years in prison and a $10,000 fine on each charge.

Update: All of the charges against Tammy Jean were dropped.